A Wild SJW Appears

A velociraptor runs giddily across an empty field chasing his detected prey of the day.

A pterodactyl screeches overhead as he observes the scene from the sky.

A stegosaurus wanders around in search of plant life and accessible trees for consumption.

Meanwhile, the SJW emerges from his cave after a long morning of cognitive dissonance and inability to separate facts from feelings. Remnants of the typically-inert yet poisonous-in-large-quantities substance Cheetoria Cheddarismus adorn his unkempt beard as his mind fills with lust for the inaccessible symbols of pleasure that do not include his own fleshy member.

I’m sure you can see where I’m going with this; I’m somewhat a fan of the Cretaceous Period and I have absolutely zero respect for the run-of-the-mill SJW on Twitter. Allow me to provide some backing evidence before I delve too deeply. Here’s exactly what I said:

Exactly what I wrote and nothing more

Exactly what I wrote and nothing more

Granted, I’m a dick. Here’s the reaction I received to the following with few instances of support and the majority of replies being of the white-knight variety (read bottom-to-top):

Twitter begins its imploding

Twitter begins its imploding

It sure didn’t stop there and there was more to be reaped from the vapid mindset of the general social justice warrior (bottom to top continuing from the image above):

Idiocy from the SJW movement aganist their fair maiden

Idiocy from the SJW movement against their fair maiden

I’m thankful that I have been able to encounter the SJW in its natural caveman environment otherwise I’d think it was just yet another element of the mythology for which I’d study.

Very little support was given and why should it be? My favorite comment is from @fracture7924 encouraging me to keep kicking ass and taking names just like I always have; however, the majority of the responses weren’t nearly that positive. The position of logic and reason has taken a back-seat to feelings and a lack of burden of proof. I maintain that this idiot Quinn is completely deserving of every single thing she receives as a result of this entire “movement”. I hesitate to call some hashtag bullshit activism as “GamerGate” a “movement” since it will inevitably collapse under the own weight as its apathy but it can currently show us the solipsism of the female mind as well as the willingness to accept such a stance as normal from the “male” (used very loosely here) to accept it as normal.

I issue an open challenge to the SJWs: please attempt to rationalize the actions of this idiot Quinn either online or real-life. The evidence shows that she attention-whored (and in some circumstances literally whored) herself out for groups who would hinder and distort the truth. Apparently actions don’t have consequences and the warriors as described are willing to deafen themselves to the true situation as it exists.

Trying to find any rhyme or reason for the Quinnspiracy is like playing a three-shell game: you don’t realize exactly what’s going on unless you’re watching the situation with a cold calculating mindset. You have to remain completely logical otherwise feelings can work their way into a completely fact-based argument; the long and short is that she was a whore and wound up suffering the consequences for her actions. Any kind of “harassment” she may have suffered is entirely her own fault and she should not have done stupid things if she didn’t want the consequences to blow back on her.

She complains that women are harassed frequently online. News flash, sweetheart: everyone is harassed because IT’S THE INTERNET. Your crappy non-game may have not touched on the subject but everyone on the Internet gets harassed by everyone else; if you can’t handle it then there’s a good chance you should get up, log off, and go outside since you’re too weak to accept the fact that the Internet isn’t a kind place and will always find something for which to assault. Obviously you haven’t been on the Internet too long and haven’t seen that the Internet can do these things; turn your computer off, go outside, and focus on something in your life that has nothing to do with that electronic influence. Of course you can’t do that since your entire platform focuses on feeble-minded people (read: SJWs) to push your agenda.

Where can we go from here? Obviously the existence of SJWs is a virus on our community and can’t be treated as anything otherwise. A virus depends on a host in order to survive and a SJW depends on perceived outrage in order to survive from the very people it seeks to victimize; it’s a never-ending cycle with these people.

Once a SJW appears you can be sure that your arguments no longer hold stock and that feels > reals in every situation when that person is involved.

#EndGrapeCulture

If you’re anything like me then you’re concerned about the hold the graperiarchy has over this country. Just who do those wine companies think they are?

You want facts? I got your facts right here:

  • 1 in 4 grapes will be violated internally and fermented violently
  • White wine grapes only have 77% of the appeal of red wine grapes due to the “glass floor” of stomping that exists in wine society
  • Wine grapes taste considerably better once they have been liberated from their oppressive vines

You too can be an ally. Together we can rise up, end grape culture, and finally bring down the overbearing graperiarchy!

#EndGrapeCulture #SmashTheGraperiarchy #YesAllZinfandels #FlavorGap

Fat Feminist Frivolity

Boy, I haven’t written that many Fs in a row since I was in college! Yeah, I know fat and feminist are practically interchangeable and the combination of the two is just reiterating the obvious.

One of my dipshit female friends (no desire to bang) posted the following image on Facebook earlier. I hate to admit that I took this chick to prom (she looked loads better in high school than she does now; apparently popping out a kid will do that to you) before I got into my RP lifestyle and started making changes for the better regarding my self-improvement and starting living life on my own terms. I made the bitch pay her own way that night, though; I wound up hanging out with my friends and meeting new people, she wound up making an idiot of herself on the “dance” floor gyrating to whatever bullshit crap music was playing with the rest of the vapid retards. I even went outside with my friends to play blackjack and poker; she wound up leaving by herself without me. No way in hell was I going to be on the hook for her and I think we only hung out for the first half-hour before I said “the hell with this” and abandoned her to go find my buddies; I don’t regret my decision that day for a second.

She was maybe a 5 back in the day and even that’s being generous; she’s closer to a 3 now with how fat and moronic she’s gotten (you go, feminism). Anyway, the image follows (names have been blurred, obviously):

The Raperiarchy Exists… For Serious, Guys!

Fatass Feminist with typical talking points

Fatass Feminist with typical talking points

As an aside, I want to buy “beer drinking machine with penis” guy a beer in all honesty. That has to be one of the best retorts I’ve seen to the typical talking points of an incoherent movement. Nobody got it, either.

In this image you can see the typical feminist bitching about the patriarchy. Of course, the majority of the time we even hear that word it’s being said by someone who has absolutely no chance of getting laid with the discerning man who has any standards whatsoever. All they need to do is feel superior to each other and produce a never-ending clambake about who’s the bigger victim. I strongly doubt this fancy patriarchy has anything to say about any of these typical talking points. No, I’m fairly certain it’s human biology, basic attraction, and the Sexual Market Value (SMV) of the sexes that have everything to say about this. Of course, we know as logical men that the rationale of the three aforementioned forces are not up for debate. In contrast to the backhanded-compliment vitriol of the image we accept these things as fact since they work and can be proven on average more times than not. Only a fool would try to doubt evolutionary circumstances; people are attracted to other people in different ways but on average the basic rules of attraction hold true. If a woman is attractive (objectively feminine: hourglass figure, supple breasts, long hair, and great facial structure) there is a good chance a considerable number of men are going to at least think of her in a sexual manner. That’s just the way it goes.

Of course men can’t stop themselves from assaulting the… wait, what? You mean we’re actually capable of not inflicting sexual pain upon another human being? SACRILEGE. Of course we can’t control ourselves; it must be our animal instincts that we absolutely can’t control in order to preserve a civilized society. Nope, absolutely cannot do it. Look, nobody is saying that sexual assault isn’t horrible but you have to understand if we take a skeptical stance about it with some many false rape claims and a constant re-defining of sexual assault (“wow, that guy was creepy… he totes raped me with his eyes”). Most of us roll our eyes and say “Oh, come on” but look what just happened: the word “rape” failed to affect our emotions or even have any power whatsoever. When are we going to stop watering-down something like rape that used to be an absolutely horrendous and deplorable act? EVERYTHING is rape to these people and it gets to the point that the word loses all meaning and the true victims are facing an uphill battle.

Attraction is (and tends to) be Roughly Universal

Raise your hand if, upon seeing her, you’d be attracted to a 5’8″, 130 lb, bronzed Latina with firm tits, an hourglass figure, a penchant for cooking, and a desire for the most depraved fucked-up sex you can imagine. Yeah, me too. On average, most of you reading this would have raised your hands; if you didn’t, that’s fine too, but I guarantee you’re in the minority. There are just certain types of women that are boner-inducing across the board. When a woman embraces femininity and actually enjoys being a woman it sends my boner into overdrive.

Let me give a counter-example here. A 5’10, 310 lb, white hog walks in with rolls that could rival Violet Beauregard post-three-course-meal-gum in Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. For the sanity of my readers I’m not going to describe the rest but let’s just say many of us have a very active imagination and we can fill in the blanks based on body type alone. How many of you would be instantly turned-off? Okay, I see some of you raising your hands. Now let’s add the fact that her only “cooking” comes from fast-food joints and she’s annoying and loud (it’s called “strong and independent”, right guys?). More hands are going up. Dead fish in the bedroom? Why you would ever want to go into the bedroom with this affront to human nature is beyond me but I don’t put it past some people. Almost all (if not all) of the hands are up now.

What can be seen here? Obviously, the former option has the potential to draw more men towards her while the latter would be lucky to pick up male table scraps. It’s not patriarchy that says males can only be attracted to certain types; it’s pure-and-simple biological desire. A major problem occurs when you try to frame a basic human instinct as a social issue.

Conclusion

My main point that has run as a common thread through this entire entry is that the behaviors which have been “forced” (don’t even go there) upon males are not the result of some social construct like the patriarchy but rather are inherent in our genetic markup. As far as I’m concerned the “patriarchy” doesn’t exist in the form the feminists bitch about but rather in the deference of female intelligence to male decision-making; we’re simply more capable of solving practical issues. After all, men, who would you prefer as your mate: an attractive woman who wants to work toward a common goal or a non-attractive specimen that bitches and moans about inconsequential nothingness?

Fat Acceptance

Edit: I’ve been sick for almost an entire month and since I’m now cured I would like to announce my return to blogging and calling people out on their bullshit.

Why the hell would we accept such a brazen attempt to deform the bodies of the masses and provide a reason for which to be “normalized” in the media?

I’ll tell you why: the abnormal once again seek a shelter from their own self-hatred and their own rationalization. What could possibly be beneficial from this class of people to warrant the kind of discussion that we offer here? Surely there isn’t some widely-accepted mantra that makes everything all-right. Instead, we look to the general circumstances that make the body-positivity movement quake under its (unsuspecting) weight and have its arguments collapse under everything resembling logic and fair thought.

Why are we accepting of this movement?

It seems that the primary reason we give this “movement” (if we can give it any rational credence) is due to the rationalization of its members. Fat must be healthy. Immobility must be healthy and any kind of lack of physical ability must be physically geared toward a serious health plan). Are you fucking kidding me? You’re fat because you choose to be; it’s nothing more and nothing less. I know that weight-loss is hard; nothing makes light of the kind of effort that is required. However, upon exerting the kind of effort that is discussed you will find that your general body type will change and your BMI will decrease. Go ahead and cite all of your resources from DWF and all the bullshit HAES activists; the fact of the matter is that an elevated weight is the key to shortened lifespan and an overall reduced quality of life. In the same vein as those previously-iterated retards, I have no need to specify my resources. Isn’t academic superiority a wonderful thing?

I drink. I’m also an asshole. However, I work out and stem the effects of both my drinking and my assholism; how many of you can say the same thing? I’m completely open with the things that I take in and the things that I burn. Can you say the same thing for the shitlords over at ThisIsThinPrivilege. Honestly, I think that we think folks should be proud of any gains that we have made in order to show the world that weight loss just isn’t for those fat fucks that can’t be bothered to get off the couch and stop eating pizza. I’ve lost fourteen pounds between January and April; go ahead and say that I won’t keep it off, you fat HAES fucks. As far as I’m concerned you’re just looking for a way to make yourselves feel better about your obesity and early heart disease. Come at me, bro.

Ragen, if you read this, you’re more than welcome to challenge any of the facts I’ve cited here. Also, make sure you don’t cite the “WOW, JUST WOW” feminist argument and actually decide to talk about true data and statistical arguments. We work off nothing but data here; if you can’t provide data we will happily make fun of you. It’s all part of the glory that is Hawk Writes.

If you CAN however provide data, you’re more than welcome to discuss it here. However, please be aware that you may appear on other blogs to defend your position since this is not a site that focuses on bullshit and “MUH FEELS”. We focus entirely on data and science; consider that before you say anything without empirical evidence to back it up.

Even 4chan Gets It

Say what you want about 4chan. Sometimes, though, they wind up producing something hilarious that contains an unintentional underlying truth.

This had me in tears from laughter when I read it; it’s a green-text post from /b/, I believe.

Anon Goes to the Future

Trigger Warning

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

A Marine consoling his fellow Marine for something I can’t even begin to imagine

The above image has more to do with triggering than anything I can possibly explain. If you’re like me it’s hard to look at and it evokes an emotional response; a Marine burying his head in his friend’s shoulder sends chills up your spine when you think of the possibilities surrounding what he could have seen and what made him break down in such a way. THAT is a trigger in the truest sense of the word. It brings tears to my eyes to even think about what could have brought that man to break down completely.

The Watering-Down of “Trigger Warning”

One of the most recent transgressions against the vein of human decency has to come in the form of the bastardization of the phrase “trigger warning”. Originally, this phrase was primarily attributed to the actions or phrases that set off people who were unfortunately afflicted with PTSD (for you older folks: “shell shock”). In modern times, however, feminism has seen fit to retrofit anything and everything to be a “trigger”; the phrase has essentially lost all meaning and the feminists that use it have killed the legitimacy for those who truly suffer from the effects of waking up in a cold sweat regarding seeing absolutely unimaginable shit in live-or-die combat situations. This makes me particularly sick since I come from a military family and the hardships are real. Taking another person’s life in combat can’t be easy and I don’t claim to understand how it feels; I can’t begin to identify with it on any level and frankly I hope I never do. It pisses me off that something associated with a life-or-death situation can be watered-down so much as to apply to anything now (just like how everything is “misogyny” in the feminist echo chamber). I’d wager that I’m literally Hitler (Godwin’s Law is alive and well even here) to them but I’d much rather be called Rommel (at least he was a brilliant military strategist, a good soldier, and “The Desert Fox” is a pretty badass nickname to boot). To each their own, right?

I’m not sympathizing with the Nazis in my above statement to any regard; they were horrible people and inflicted the same if not more pain than some global leaders in the last century. I merely recognize Erwin Rommel for his brilliance on the battlefield like anyone versed in military tactics and warrior history would. Hell, even Eisenhower and MacArthur had a begrudging respect for the guy!

This kind of thing has even found its way into classrooms (no surprises there) and students are actively warned in certain universities that lecture slides may contain triggering material.

Why have we allowed such a legitimate problem to be bastardized by those who see fit to re-define it as anything but a completely serious and sometimes fatal condition?

Trigger warning: I’m an unapologetic dick. You should know that about me from my previous writings but this is a blatant warning to the optimists that read this.

Everything is a Trigger to Everyone Now

Take one look at something like /r/creepypms over on Reddit. Seriously, take a look; I do it at least once a day just for giggles and it will absolutely illustrate my point. Notice how at least one post in the first 25 has the acronym “TW” in it? Yeah, that stands for “trigger warning”. Apparently non-PTSD folks can be “triggered” by reading words on a screen. How low do you have to sink in your life in order to buy into such a victim complex willingly? These are the kinds of people we would label perpetual victims and rightfully so.

*Gasp!* Receiving an unsettling message “triggers” you into thoughts of depression or suicide? Better turn the monitor off and go outside then. Look at that: I just solved all online issues for everyone ever. Pretty simple, isn’t it?

The problem gets even worse over at /r/fatlogic. That subreddit details all of the “body-positivity” and “Healthy at Every Size” (HAES) campaigns and is generally just laughable from any perspective in medical science. I’m a big fan of Reddit since it provides a never-ending source of entertainment and amusement for me; unfortunately, though, it continues to prove the points both of myself and any other red-pill writer who has his shit together.

It Gets Worse

The media feeding into the “rape frenzy” and the utterly absurd diatribe of “rape culture” just makes things worse for us as a society. Everything is “rape” now just as everything contains a “trigger warning”. By using these phrases willy-nilly the idiots (that’s what they are; there’s no getting around it) dilute the true affliction of the actual victims. Hermann Goering said the following when he was interviewed during the Nuremberg Trials (source):

“It’s easy, really.  If you want to control people, all you have to do is make them believe they are under attack from someone or something.  Then you can do whatever you want.”

Women under attack from men? Check. Do whatever you want with no understanding of the consequences? Check. I’ve just described the effects of modern feminism in a nutshell and it sickens me.

The feminists focus on every instance and every micro-aggression and attempt to bend it to their cause in the guise of the “Wow, just WOW” position. They’re perpetual victims and strive to be nothing but that; it ultimately undermines their position but they’re too stupid to realize that fact. Their feelings get in the way every single time and serve as a barrier to any logical discussion based in reality and facts.

Conclusion

Men, do you get “triggered” by seeing words on your screen related to anything that you hold dear? Yeah, I didn’t think so since we’re much more thick-skinned on average and are able to take an insult the same way we’re able to take a compliment: with amused mastery. Men are logical creatures by nature and we have to be in order to survive; we analyze the complete situation with facts and formulate our arguments based on rationality and the way the world truly works. If there was ever any doubt that you can have logical discussion with a frenzied woman this should have completely shattered that pretty but ultimately useless illusion.